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berlin1991:

gloomyteens:

i watch this every day

this is surreal

why did she leave omfg

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distractedbyshinyobjects:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

Apart from being super cool - which it definitely is - the serrated side cuts through braided rope, and though I haven’t seen it in person I’d be willing to bet money the smallest (“flat phillips”) screwdriver picks handcuffs.

Ladies, this is an escape tool.

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thecutestofthecute:

English Cream Dachshund 

(Source: facebook.com, via tiffany-chu)

cartoonnetwerk:

methtacular:

race representation in american television

This post is spot on wow

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altpunkmermaidprincess:

gamingartandlove:

So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!

They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??

They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!

What a time to be alive

(via uhmheymyblog)

elletiburon:

sometimes when I’m angry or stressed or sad I think about whales just swimming around in the ocean, doing whale shit. like, they’re the biggest goddamn mammals on the planet. they don’t have time for little problems. there’s too much chill-ass whale shit to do.

basically what I am saying is that whales are my happy place.

(Source: p4cifc, via suburbanwhitemomvevo)

talkin-lika-teen:

doritosmakeherdance:

"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"

beautifulbright-eyes omg

(Source: adayinthelifeofjake, via suburbanwhitemomvevo)

(Source: jueki, via buddhacoffee)

nigga-chan:

Tamagoyaki (Japanese Omelette) (x)

on a side note, this is hard as heck to make on cooking mama

(Source: foodgasmicgoodness, via gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs)

thatfunnyblog:

it’s that time of the month

(Source: thepowergame, via humortastic)

osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.

A bomb factory.

They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

(via ruinedchildhood)

this is my life

(Source: rapmonsters, via laughingisbetter)