curtisplease:

wishes-he-was-king-of-bears:

How gay sex works.

I want a relationship like this

(Source: jaidefinichon, via simply-fantesticle)

haleyscomett-art:

I FOUND IT

NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET

NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME

(via laugh-until-you-drop)

aslimshadylady:

yet another unrealistic standard for women

(Source: overlordleaveshiswife, via why-u-no-laugh)

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via humourprincess)

mylifeiscorgisandnetflix:

WHY IS THIS SO ENTERTAINING

(via why-u-no-laugh)

guy:

who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials

(Source: guy, via why-u-no-laugh)

fruitpunchg:

there is no way that this happened

Brazilians & their curves man istg 

image

(Source: yodiscrepo, via humourprincess)

unclefather:

dialupmodem:

cookingchannel:

Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead.

try n close those containers

You cannot close the containers because then the dolphins couldn’t breathe, idiot

(Source: Laughing Squid, via humourprincess)

(via allantruong)

idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

image

image bring me the booty

(Source: gloomyspice, via ruinedchildhood)

starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror 

(via laye-z)

[video] [h/t: cineraria]

(via thefrogman)

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

(via chloeepark)